Who won?
In Roxxane, Roxxane, UTFO fights over who should get Roxanne. None of them succeeded, but who made the best argument? Let's discuss. Kangol Kid He starts out by bragging that he's part of UTFO, which gives him no advantage of the other guys because they're all part of UTFO. Next he brags about being able to sing rap and dance, which is true, but again so can everyone there. So far he has brought nothing unique to the table. Then he says he's not a sore loser, which he proves wrong because he calls Roxanne a crab for not going out for him. Not looking good for Kangol Kid overall. Educated Rapper ER's first argument for himself is his high IQ, but everyone knows people who brag about their IQ are annoying. Off to a bad start. He then goes on a rant about names. He did get a pat on the back, apparently more than Kangol Kid got, but overall unimpressive. Doctor Ice Dr. starts out by saying that "bookworms" aka people who talk about their IQ are annoying, earn...